How to Photograph a Puppy!

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How to Photograph a Puppy!

New postby PlasM on Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:44 pm

Just found this on the net and it made me laugh. :)


1. Remove film from box and load camera.
2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
4. Choose a suitable background for photo.
5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.
6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.
10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
11. Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
13. Put magazines back on coffee table.
14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head..
15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
16. Jump up in time to grab puppy and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"
17. Call spouse to clean up mess.
18. Fix a drink.
19. Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy
"sit/stand" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.
20. Consider getting "older, trained" dog.
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Re: How to Photograph a Puppy!

New postby KarenN on Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:54 pm

Too funny! Thanks for sharing!
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Re: How to Photograph a Puppy!

New postby kasue58 on Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:12 pm

Very funny and how true!!!!! :lol:
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Re: How to Photograph a Puppy!

New postby obsidian on Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:54 am

My husband had to come read for himself, I was laughing so hard I was crying. I think we did most of that with Haven!
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