Sophia's Christmas Carol

A Border Collie, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.... Know any good Border Collie jokes? Post them here.

Sophia's Christmas Carol

New postby PCarpenter on Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:21 am

Feel free to inject your own dog's name in this horrible parody I wrote to the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

SOPHIE’S CHRISTMAS SONG

I saw Sophie biting Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn’t know that he
Had a pass to get in free
She thought he was a stranger
In the midst of burglary

Oh, I saw Sophie biting Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
How sad kids might have been
If I hadn’t happened in
To see Sophie biting Santa Claus
Last night
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