I wish I could remember where I read this but I can't. Still, the quote absolutely destroyed me because it's so BC. It involves the dog leaping onto the owner's bed and awakening said owner with great urgency.
You've got to get up! I think the cows are out on the road again! We've got to go get them! Then I'll help you line them up to milk them! Then I'll round up the sheep so you can shear them! Or should I help you with the chickens first?!? What??? It's five AM??? I know! I know! It's LATE!!!
Sounds like a typical morning at my house--and I don't even have livestock....

