Top nine peeves dogs have about humans

A Border Collie, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.... Know any good Border Collie jokes? Post them here.

Top nine peeves dogs have about humans

New postby ZooKeeper on Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:16 am

Just received this from a friend of mine - and I can actually picture my dogs "saying" those things!

1. Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway??

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

5. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Woooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

6. Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

7. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

8. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here!

You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
Harley, Hope and Sixx (and Bailey the Foster Dog)
And two disgruntled cats!!
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