To change a lightbulb....

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To change a lightbulb....

New postby laducb on Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:31 pm

How many dogs does it take to......

These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.


Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
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Re: To change a lightbulb....

New postby PCarpenter on Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:29 am

I'd seen this one before and loved the poodle's solution to the matter.

The version I saw also had a German Shepherd: Let me get everyone out of the house first to insure their safety. And then I'll patrol the perimeter to make sure no one's taken advantage of the situation.
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Re: To change a lightbulb....

New postby crysania on Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:40 pm

I saw a site with some others on it:

BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
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Re: To change a lightbulb....

New postby tbachel1 on Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:52 pm

Rat Terrier: While they're distracted, I'll just slip out the back...RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!
That shoulder-rump looks good on you. :)
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