A Border Collie, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.... Know any good Border Collie jokes? Post them here.


New postby DrewBroadley on Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:35 pm

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the

local shopping center and rolled
Down the car windows to make sure my
Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat
and I wanted to impress upon her that she must
remain there.

I walked to the curb backward,
pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"

"Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty, blonde, young lady,
gave me a strange look and said,

"Why don't you just put it in Park?"
Sassy - Border Collie/Labrador Cross from Wellington SPCA. Didn't know what I was in for, best thing to ever happen.
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Re: Stay...

New postby CollieCallix on Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:02 pm

haha! that was funny!!!
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